{"id":4254,"date":"2025-10-11T20:13:12","date_gmt":"2025-10-11T18:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/?p=4254"},"modified":"2025-10-11T20:13:23","modified_gmt":"2025-10-11T18:13:23","slug":"cumpleanos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/cumpleanos\/","title":{"rendered":"Cumplea\u00f1os"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"883\" src=\"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Varela-2025-21-1024x883.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4255\" srcset=\"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Varela-2025-21-1024x883.jpeg 1024w, http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Varela-2025-21-300x259.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Varela-2025-21-768x662.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Varela-2025-21-1536x1324.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Varela-2025-21-1080x931.jpeg 1080w, http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Varela-2025-21.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Hoy cumplo a\u00f1os, ya no me restan muchos m\u00e1s por cumplir.<\/p>\n<p>Por esa raz\u00f3n cada a\u00f1o que pasa intento celebrarlo con m\u00e1s intensidad. Me apetece echar cohetes desde el balc\u00f3n, que se enterara todo el mundo de mi alegr\u00eda a ver si se contagian, pero mi vecino del segundo B, el ecologista, me lo impide. El a\u00f1o pasado me denunci\u00f3 ante los alguaciles municipales, arguye que su perro, con el estruendo de los cohetes, puede morir de un infarto. Lleg\u00f3 a llamarme asesino.<\/p>\n<p>Y aqu\u00ed estoy, cabizbajo y pensativo, estruj\u00e1ndome la cabeza a ver si encuentro alg\u00fan modo de celebrarlo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy cumplo a\u00f1os, ya no me restan muchos m\u00e1s por cumplir. Por esa raz\u00f3n cada a\u00f1o que pasa intento celebrarlo con m\u00e1s intensidad. Me apetece echar cohetes desde el balc\u00f3n, que se enterara todo el mundo de mi alegr\u00eda a ver si se contagian, pero mi vecino del segundo B, el ecologista, me lo impide. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4255,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[374,389],"class_list":["post-4254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-joseramonvarela","tag-374","tag-perros","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Varela-2025-21.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4254"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4256,"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4254\/revisions\/4256"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}