{"id":3057,"date":"2021-07-04T20:33:23","date_gmt":"2021-07-04T18:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/?p=3057"},"modified":"2021-07-04T20:35:36","modified_gmt":"2021-07-04T18:35:36","slug":"extasis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/extasis\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c9xtasis"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Donostia-La-Zurriola-2020-038-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3058\" srcset=\"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Donostia-La-Zurriola-2020-038-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Donostia-La-Zurriola-2020-038-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Donostia-La-Zurriola-2020-038-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Donostia-La-Zurriola-2020-038-1080x608.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Donostia-La-Zurriola-2020-038.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>Quiero que me entierren en un cr\u00e1ter an\u00f3nimo en la Luna.\u00a0<\/em><br \/><em>Quiero construir minigolfs en todas las estrellas. \u00a0<\/em><br \/><em>Quiero probar que la Atl\u00e1ntida fue un sitio de veraneo para el hombre \u00a0de las cavernas.<\/em><br \/><em>Quiero probar que la ciudad de Los \u00c1ngeles es una broma que nos gastaron los seres superiores de un planeta simp\u00e1tico.<\/em><br \/><em>Quiero denunciar al Cielo, un sanatorio exclusivo, repleto de ricos psic\u00f3patas que creen poder volar. \u00a0<\/em><br \/><em>Quiero demostrar que la Biblia se public\u00f3 en una revista romana para ni\u00f1os.\u00a0<\/em><br \/><em>Quiero probar que el sol naci\u00f3 cuando Dios se qued\u00f3 dormido con un cigarro encendido, exhausto tras una dura noche como juez.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em> \u00a0<\/em><br \/><strong><em>Quiero probar de una vez por todas que no estoy loco.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\"><em><strong>\u00abMisiones profanas\u00bb<\/strong><\/em>, de<strong> Bob Kaufman<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3058,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"off","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[289,206,94],"class_list":["post-3057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-luismartinez","tag-289","tag-donostia","tag-la-zurriola","et-has-post-format-content","et_post_format-et-post-format-standard"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Donostia-La-Zurriola-2020-038.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unoyunodos.sareleku.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}